Travis Grossi ( @travisgrossi ) Twitter Profile

travisgrossi

Travis Grossi

Writer, comedian, scented candle enthusiast. Subscribe to my newsletter for a story every Saturday:

Merida, Mexico

Joined on 27 February, 2009

https://unsubscribe.substack.com

  • 1.1k Tweets
  • 9.3k Followers
  • 6.7k Following

Replying to @blainecapatch: it's like half of your teachers saying school shooters have a point

 0  0  28,596

it's like half of your teachers saying school shooters have a point

 173,979  325  28,596

Quoted @travisgrossi

The President and Vice President both repeatedly refused to commit to a peaceful transition of power but all we talked about was how a fly was on tv is why we need to get rid of social media please

Remember when they told us exactly what they were going to do and we got distracted by a fly?

 10  0  0

There would be unity if every Republican voted to impeach and remove the President who sent a mob to kill the Vice President.

 14  0  5

Replying to @angry__saint: Breaking: PGA will be cancelling all tournaments and instituting a lifetime ban of ever holding events at Trump Courses i…

 0  0  54,184

I hope a gay baker made this

 32  0  8  Download

Breaking: PGA will be cancelling all tournaments and instituting a lifetime ban of ever holding events at Trump Courses including stripping Trump of hosting the 2022 PGA Championship, insider says. A sport governing body doing more than Congress.

 334,003  5,575  54,184

On coups and ostriches

 1  0  0

No one:

Conservatives on Twitter:
THIS IS ORVILLIAN

 6  0  2  Download

Replying to @cravecris: Joel Olsteen wouldn’t have let anyone through those doors.

 0  0  31,534

they put kids in cages and permanently orphaned over 500 of them and no one resigned.

 14  1  10

Replying to @JoshuaPotash: I wish I could implant this into everyone’s brain

 0  0  83,276  Download

I wish I could implant this into everyone’s brain

 307,762  1,863  83,276  Download

Joel Olsteen wouldn’t have let anyone through those doors.

 150,613  590  31,534

Replying to @davetotheross: This is like the French Revolution except they’re storming the bastille to demand the king stay and keep starving them

 0  0  31,703

Replying to @JoePerticone: the person with the nuclear codes has been deemed too dangerous to have a twitter account

 0  0  52,188

Replying to @tmswDO: We're not asking for you to shoot them like you shoot us.
We're asking you to NOT shoot us like you don't shoot them.

 0  0  223,882

the person with the nuclear codes has been deemed too dangerous to have a twitter account

 326,446  1,082  52,188

We're not asking for you to shoot them like you shoot us.
We're asking you to NOT shoot us like you don't shoot them.

 1,137,931  4,175  223,882

Replying to @TreanaLAllen: Y’all cared more about the Target on Atlantic Avenue than the Capitol building.

 0  0  84,840

Replying to @MatthewACherry:

 0  0  37,655

starting to think antifa was never the problem

 9  0  1

Quoted @TomiLahren

How does looting, rioting and destroying your OWN community bring justice for anyone?

 132,518  158  37,655  Download

Y’all cared more about the Target on Atlantic Avenue than the Capitol building.

 370,496  469  84,840

This is like the French Revolution except they’re storming the bastille to demand the king stay and keep starving them

 176,748  155  31,703

Quoted @staceyabrams

With new votes joining the tally, we are on a strong path. But even while we wait for more, let’s celebrate the extraordinary organizers, volunteers, canvassers & tireless groups that haven’t stopped going since Nov. Across our state, we roared. A few miles to go...but well done!

Give this woman literally everything she wants, for the rest of time.

 30  0  6

Quoted @richlocus

Please explain to me how a football coach with no political experience gets elected to the Senate of the United States?

wait til you hear about the guy who hosted a reality show

 13  0  2

scientists: please practice social distancing and wear a mask over the holidays

America:

 5  0  1  Download

End of content

No more pages to load