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Joined on 27 February, 2009
The President and Vice President both repeatedly refused to commit to a peaceful transition of power but all we talked about was how a fly was on tv is why we need to get rid of social media please
Remember when they told us exactly what they were going to do and we got distracted by a fly?
Breaking: PGA will be cancelling all tournaments and instituting a lifetime ban of ever holding events at Trump Courses including stripping Trump of hosting the 2022 PGA Championship, insider says. A sport governing body doing more than Congress.
With new votes joining the tally, we are on a strong path. But even while we wait for more, let’s celebrate the extraordinary organizers, volunteers, canvassers & tireless groups that haven’t stopped going since Nov. Across our state, we roared. A few miles to go...but well done!
Give this woman literally everything she wants, for the rest of time.
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