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michaelcreiter

michael

If a cow ever got the chance he’d eat you and everyone you care about.

tacos, new jersey

Joined on 29 October, 2020

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Quoted @DineshDSouza

@wesinjapan Funny that you remember me so well but I don’t remember you at all

Dinesh is now searching twitter for mentions of his name and responding directly

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#StarWarsDatingVideos I wanna jar jar your binks

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Hey everyone Josh "I'm definitely not in the US illegally" Hawley @HawleyMO will be on national tv shortly to explain how he's being silenced because he's a bad person and people don't like him and it makes him sad

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Quoted @BoingBoing

Billionaire investors dump $2.7B into stock shorting battle vs r/wallstreetbets

this gamestop nonsense is getting old

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#NowThatJoeRunsTheShow we have an intelligent first lady worthy of respect

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Replying to @YourAnonNews: The encounter with police, @KellyannePolls and Claudia Conway regarding Kelly Anne posting a nude image of her was live s…

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The encounter with police, @KellyannePolls and Claudia Conway regarding Kelly Anne posting a nude image of her was live streamed last night. It's now public.

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The Waterboy is arguably Adam Sandler's best work

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not worried he's gonna hit the nuke button instead of the diet coke button #NowThatJoeRunsTheShow

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Quoted @SenSchumer

Donald Trump is charged with inciting an insurrection.

The Senate confirmed one thing today:

There will be a full and fair trial on convicting him for high crimes and misdemeanors.

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Quoted @BensOscarMath

Some personal news: After six wonderful seasons with the Dodgers, culminating in a World Series win, I am very excited to be joining the @Mets as Director of Baseball Analytics.

(As always, my Twitter account is solely devoted to the Oscars & other award shows, not to baseball.)

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please, stop using HDD's for #windows, just use them for storage

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Replying to @trashytrashrat: History, and American voters, will NEVER forget the names of senators who fail to #ImpeachAndConvict trump for incitin…

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History, and American voters, will NEVER forget the names of senators who fail to #ImpeachAndConvict trump for inciting the 1/6 #MAGATerrorist attack on our Capitol

#NeverForget162021

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a seizure while shoveling snow is just lovely, thanks

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Replying to @MattZiemak: Elon Musk is proof that you can smoke weed and not be cool.

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Replying to @CBR: The release date for #GodzillaVsKong has been changed yet again, with Warner Bros. and Legendary bumping the monster mashup back a…

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The release date for #GodzillaVsKong has been changed yet again, with Warner Bros. and Legendary bumping the monster mashup back a week.

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Quoted @atrupar

PETER DOOCY: Mr President, what did you talk to Vladimir Putin about?

PRESIDENT BIDEN: You. He sends his best.

oh this is gonna annoy them lmao 😂 #biden #putin

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I really hate DISM sometimes

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Elon Musk is proof that you can smoke weed and not be cool.

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mommy isn't up yet

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