Pale as Wonder Bread. Laughter IS the best medicine! Writes stuff. https://t.co/O77ToXZrSw
Up in the balcony
Joined on 29 May, 2015
Replying to @TheBoydP: Sorry, my bubble has reached maximum occupancy.
Replying to @SheWhoShouts: I finally found the person I could fully exhale with!
It was me.
Replying to @SheWhoShouts: Adulthood is basically learning to cope with liars without going mad or killing anyone.
Replying to @Darlainky: Nothing like having good neighbors. A lot has been said about the emotional support Canadians, but I prefer my emotional sup…
Replying to @MyNameIsPappyG: You know that awesome feeling when you have a good shit & you wave goodbye to your turd? Anyway, the USA just had a re…
Replying to @MyNameIsPappyG: Well, at least those who are struggling have ONE less thing to worry about, because Bill Gates received his covid-19 va…
Replying to @CruisinSoozan: On the menu tonight we have roast beef, mashed potatoes, gravy, peas, and birthday cake for dad. If you’re coming over,…
Replying to @HatfieldAnne: @Sheginger Right on. We never have to regret the things we don't say.
Replying to @kissimoose: Rubbed your voodoo doll until it burst into flames. Don't tell me I don't make you hot.
@Sheginger Right on. We never have to regret the things we don't say.
Replying to @kissimoose: Nothing like going to work on a Saturday to get my nipples deflated.
Replying to @chadopitz: I'm a little suspicious of the new maid they just hired for the White House
Replying to @HatfieldAnne: One time Jaclyn Smith and Ann-Margret were both on SVU and let me tell you I WAS SHAKEN.
Replying to @HatfieldAnne: I never want to lie, but I can finesse. I can finesse like the wind.
Replying to @HatfieldAnne: Once again, silence is my friend.
Well, at least those who are struggling have ONE less thing to worry about, because Bill Gates received his covid-19 vaccine.
On the menu tonight we have roast beef, mashed potatoes, gravy, peas, and birthday cake for dad. If you’re coming over, bring your dog. Oh and be prepared to arm wrestle 75. Dad’s a mean drunk.
Replying to @BigGado_: Lol Bernie Sanders threw his meme on a sweatshirt. Charged $45 for it. Sold out immediately in all sizes. Then donated 100% o…
Replying to @kimtopher22: I am fat with pizza and beer, as God intended.
Nothing like going to work on a Saturday to get my nipples deflated.
I never want to lie, but I can finesse. I can finesse like the wind.
You know that awesome feeling when you have a good shit & you wave goodbye to your turd? Anyway, the USA just had a really good shit.
Adulthood is basically learning to cope with liars without going mad or killing anyone.
I'm a little suspicious of the new maid they just hired for the White House
One time Jaclyn Smith and Ann-Margret were both on SVU and let me tell you I WAS SHAKEN.
Rubbed your voodoo doll until it burst into flames. Don't tell me I don't make you hot.
Nothing like having good neighbors. A lot has been said about the emotional support Canadians, but I prefer my emotional support Mexican, who comes bearing margaritas and nachos
I finally found the person I could fully exhale with!
It was me.
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