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Seattle, WA
Joined on 22 June, 2011
Replying to @tmswDO: We're not asking for you to shoot them like you shoot us.
We're asking you to NOT shoot us like you don't shoot them.
We're not asking for you to shoot them like you shoot us.
We're asking you to NOT shoot us like you don't shoot them.
Replying to @hexlesbian: i wanna be sexy and mysterious but also i cannot shut the fuck up
i wanna be sexy and mysterious but also i cannot shut the fuck up
Replying to @stargazeridiot: this year im not getting kissed at midnight because of covid. usually its because i am difficult to love
Replying to @mybonesmending: 31 Dec 2019 31 Dec 2020
🤝
my life being defined…
31 Dec 2019 31 Dec 2020
🤝
my life being defined
by taylor swift songs
this year im not getting kissed at midnight because of covid. usually its because i am difficult to love
Replying to @holy_schnitt: 34 minutes without a text back wow did NOT realize I was this ugly
34 minutes without a text back wow did NOT realize I was this ugly
Replying to @HoodCommunist: If y'all get your stimulus checks and spend them on nothing but snacks and weed you will have done NOTHING WRONG because…
If y'all get your stimulus checks and spend them on nothing but snacks and weed you will have done NOTHING WRONG because the narrative of personal responsibility is a bunch of right wing BULLSHIT to avoid dealing with serious structural problems created by capitalism.
Quoted @KarenAlea
My father turned 90 and wanted to do a photoshoot to be posted on social media even though he isn’t on it. ❤️
I would die for him
Replying to @holy_schnitt: hey honestly if you achieved anything at all this year even if you just managed to actually get out of bed and shower a d…
hey honestly if you achieved anything at all this year even if you just managed to actually get out of bed and shower a decent amount that’s a huge accomplishment and i’m very proud of you
Replying to @taylorswift13: I’m elated to tell you that my 9th studio album, and folklore’s sister record, will be out tonight at midnight eastern.…
I’m elated to tell you that my 9th studio album, and folklore’s sister record, will be out tonight at midnight eastern. It’s called evermore.
📷: Beth Garrabrant
Replying to @tinerthewiener: my days in lockdown are divided as follows
laptop: work screen
phone: distraction screen
TV: reward screen
Replying to @RebeccaTKaplan: Me on tinder: Sorry can we reschedule tonight? I know it's last minute but I totally forgot that I'm wildly depressed a…
Me on tinder: Sorry can we reschedule tonight? I know it's last minute but I totally forgot that I'm wildly depressed and have no interest at all in meeting
my days in lockdown are divided as follows
laptop: work screen
phone: distraction screen
TV: reward screen
Replying to @tiernanbe: Me setting my 2021 goodreads goal
Replying to @BachelorBob_: This is the undisputed top four, correct?
#TheBachelorette #Bachelorette
I still love Bennett I don’t even care #TheBachelorette
Replying to @OakumJordan: petition to have eazy on bachelor in paradise #BachelorNation #bachelorette
petition to have eazy on bachelor in paradise #BachelorNation #bachelorette
Replying to @AsifUllah22: By the time I remember to text back it's too disrepectful to even do it
By the time I remember to text back it's too disrepectful to even do it
This is the undisputed top four, correct?
#TheBachelorette #Bachelorette
Someone on Hinge tried to get me into his tickle fetish so you could say dating is going well
Anyway should I dye my hair dark red? Because I’m about to 🤷🏼♀️
Facebook be like “three years ago today... you were happy” 😩
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