I had a sleepover with my best friend who sneaked her boyfriend in the window. I went outside to give them privacy. #IGotCaught outside by some patrolling cops and when they knocked, my friend hid her boyfriend in the closet and told her mom I sneaked out while she was sleeping.
@jimmyfallon Once in basic training we had early morning PT. It was cold so I left my one piece red and white striped pjs on under my uniform.During exercise it got warm and the drill sergeant told us to remove our fatigue shirts. Oops!He asked me if I thought I was a gd pepermint" #IGotCaught
@jimmyfallon I was in Walmart & remarked out loud to myself about the long wait in the checkout line. But it came out in an "Irish-ish"accent. The guy behind me overheard me & struck up a conversation about how he was from Ireland. I felt committed at that point so I kept going 🤦♀️ #IGotCaught
@jimmyfallon My dog’s name rhymes w “Nazi” & he gets very excited if someone says it. I was alone in the house having a laugh w/ him repeatedly saying “WHO LIKES NAZIS!??” in a goofy voice while he jumped around. Then the UPS guy rang the doorbell, looking at me through the window #IGotCaught