@jimmyfallon Axle rod rusted in half while driving. Back windows of 4 dr stuck half way down so made younger siblings climb out the window instead of moving my seat. Would have to jump start battery after school with another half dead battery in trunk. Dad was cheap, all same car. #myworstcar
@jimmyfallon I had a van with an alternator that needed a bump to get going. I kept a lamp in the van to give the bump when it stopped working. To onlookers, it looked like I would pull over, open hood, spear the general engine area with a lamp and then get back in and mover on #MyWorstCar
Iโve never had a bad car.
Iโve owned an 86 Buick Century, a 93 Ford Ranger, an 04 Hyundai Santa Fe, and now an 04 Acura MDX.
Loved them all.
#myworstcar
@jimmyfallon #MyWorstCar โ81 Pontiac Phoenix from hell. Entire dash would shimmy like a go-go dancer when you hit 70mph, stop when you hit 75. Cloth from roof hung down to brush my head. Ignition was so worn, I could start the car&pull the key out & car kept running. Kept breaking down.
@jimmyfallon Itโs bound to happen that #MyWorstCar was my first car. Just picked it up after paying the guy and my brake line goes out. At least the car was pretty cheap so I had money to tow it!
#MyWorstCar was a Renault Le Car. Essentially a golf cart with doors. It was awful. Preferred my 10-speed bike when weather permitted.
A month after the โred rocketโ was stolen, it was recovered just a few minutes away. Turns out, the thieves abandoned the tired Integra mere miles after the heist. They took the radio instead. The radioโs value: 29 dollars. #MyWorstCar
#MyWorstCar Either my old Ford Escort or my Bentley...not my new Bentley, the POC 2019 Bentley I dumped before it. So...Bugatti Veyron, ridiculous maintenance, final answer...
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