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Jeff Tiedrich

don't blame me, I voted for the email lady

Joined on 20 June, 2018

https://www.patreon.com/jefftiedrich

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what kind of shithole president lies about having a stockpile of vaccines

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do I have this right? kneeling disrespects the flag, but beating a cop with a flag is patriotic? maybe I'm new around here, but that sounds fucking nuts

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how sad is it that Trump thought that running for president would be a boost for his brand and now he's leaving office with his businesses in ruins and entering a world of unending legal and financial nightmares. wait, did I say sad? I meant to say it's fucking hilarious

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13 executions, because 400,000+ covid deaths wasn't good enough. these fuckers. these psychopath fuckers

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pro tip: if you're panicking because Corporate America no longer wants anything to do with your toxic family name, maybe next time don't be such hideous pieces of shit

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nobody bludgeoned a cop after the email lady lost, just saying

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fuck the confederacy. how many times do you people want to lose

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raise your hand if you'd like to see Andy Biggs, Mo Brooks, Paul Gosar and Lauren Boebert testify under oath in front of Congress on live television for 11 straight hours to explain how the dipshits with the zip ties found out where everybody's secure locations were

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impeachments: 2
Nobel Prizes: 0

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I don't know about you but I've never even been impeached once

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holy fucking shit, the shouty half-dressed degenerate wrestling coach is a tiresome asshole

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live your life in such a way that you don't get impeached twice

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fun fact: these sanctimonious grandstanding fucks are the same clowns who held thirteen Benghazi hearings

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we need some of these elected Republicans to explain under oath how the dipshits with the zip ties found Nancy Pelosi's office so quickly

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for fuck's sake, healing and unity starts with Republicans admitting out loud that the election was fair and that Biden won in a landslide

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has Trump's plane left for Texas yet? good, let's dump all his shit on the lawn and change the locks on the White House

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Susan Collins: he's learned his lesson
Trump: I'll DEFINITELY CRIME AGAIN
Susan Collins: he probably won't
Trump: I'M CRIMING RIGHT NOW
Susan Collins: he's just kidding
Trump: LA LA LA LOOK AT ME, I'M OVERTHROWING THE GOVERNMENT
Susan Collins: he certainly is spirited isn't he

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Donald Trump is a domestic terrorist, why the fuck is he being allowed to board an airplane today

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@realDonaldTrump ideally, you want the President of the United States, the Mayor of Crazytown and the village idiot to be three different people

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