🐂🥩Monsignor Meat🥓🍗 ( @JohnVincentVon ) Twitter Profile

JohnVincentVon

🐂🥩Monsignor Meat🥓🍗

C+ Dad, D- Husband, Metal guitarist, Meat purveyor, Wine enthusiast, Sun worshipper, Live Free or Die 🇺🇸

South Florida via NH

Joined on 30 June, 2014

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#Dolphins win!! @MiamiDolphins yesssss The Defense was solid now the Dolphins are 7 and 4 and second in the division. Need the Chargers to beat the Bills

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Replying to @master_king_god: @trevmikewrites it will be longer than an hour because they let the formula 1 racing run over every time, so do not be…

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Replying to @trevmikewrites: Spoiler alert: A lot of you #FFNow fans without the subscription to ESPN news about to be VERY pissed off for the next…

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Replying to @Jack_Ewing_1: Why the fuck is EsPN 2 playing formula 1 ok instead of #FFNow???? I don't get it! This hurts my brain. The injustice!

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Why the fuck is EsPN 2 playing formula 1 ok instead of #FFNow???? I don't get it! This hurts my brain. The injustice!

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@trevmikewrites it will be longer than an hour because they let the formula 1 racing run over every time, so do not be surprised if there is no #ffnow on espn2 at all today

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Spoiler alert: A lot of you #FFNow fans without the subscription to ESPN news about to be VERY pissed off for the next hour! #FantasyFootball #ESPN #ESPNSucks #Formula1Racing? 🤔

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Looking for a place to enjoy a Thanksgiving feast, was thinking maybe the Regal Beagle or the Peach Pit. Any other ideas?

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Of all the 1 o’clock games, @FOXSports decides to show Philadelphia and Cleveland!?
I guess I’ll go put up my Christmas lights.

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Fantasy Football running back question for today #FFNow Chiefs, Edwards-Helaire at Las Vegas or Washington’s, Antonio Gibson at home against the Bengals

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Fantasy Football question: Gotta pick one wide receiver.
#FFNow

Anderson from Carolina versus Tampa Bay
Brandin Cooks from Houston @ Cleveland
Chark from Jacksonville @ Green Bay

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Replying to @Beagz: They just announced a mandate prohibiting large family gatherings for rest of the year and I gotta say, this is greatest holiday…

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They just announced a mandate prohibiting large family gatherings for rest of the year and I gotta say, this is greatest holiday news since the birth of the messiah.

Hallelujah.

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I would like to see the state by state map showing the percentage of guys that sit down to pee.

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I just walked the shit out of my dog.

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Fantasy Football Question: Seahawks Chris Carson (if he plays) at home against San Fran or the Chiefs Edwards-Helaire on the road at the Jets

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Fantasy Football question: #FantasyFootball @FFToday
Deshaun Watson at home against Green Bay or Tom Brady on the road against Las Vegas Thanks

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Is Gus short for Snuffaluffagus?

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Looks like @Twitter didn’t learn their lesson about censorship...I guess it’s warm in that back pocket #Debates2020

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Replying to @RichardGraves1: Tua Tagovailoa is on the field and taking his first NFL snap for the Miami Dolphins

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Replying to @MiriamiTapia: TUA IS MAKING HIS MIAMI DOLPHINS DEBUT!!!!!!

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TUA IS MAKING HIS MIAMI DOLPHINS DEBUT!!!!!!

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Tua!! #Dolphins

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Tua Tagovailoa is on the field and taking his first NFL snap for the Miami Dolphins

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Why can’t we just have an apocalypse without zombies for once?

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